who did that

bill:

the year is 2046. no one has memed in 15 years since king obama the third make memeing illegal. in the dystopian suburbs of fort lauderdale, sixteen year-old Dogecoin de Grasse Sagan found a sexy fedora in an trash dumpster. he put it on and it made a sweet anime noise. he knew then he, was destined to bring memes back to this stupid idiot planet. he looked at the camera and goes “u mad, world?”

TAGS:  #rt 

boyquail:

its-called-deduction-use-it:

Psst, feminists.
The equal pay act of 1963 made wage gap illegal.
Hear that?
Illegal.
Facts are shocking, right?

you know what else is illegal? meth

you know what people still do? meth

TAGS:  #fem 

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the Day is: A suspicious rat, trained to do reconnaissance

dear-monday:

if this isn’t the best thing you’ve seen all day then I don’t know what to tell you

dear-monday:

if this isn’t the best thing you’ve seen all day then I don’t know what to tell you

awfulpineapple:

just a regular conversation with jadesnake

its-a-writer-thing:

cerulean-spork:

kawaiijugroupie:

scottylubemeup:

oh my god its a fictional world generator im so happy this is hte best thing i have ever found on the internet 

hopefully this link will work

bc you can never have too much help worldbuilding

Bringing this back, because it is the answer to all questions.

its-a-writer-thing:

cerulean-spork:

kawaiijugroupie:

scottylubemeup:

oh my god its a fictional world generator im so happy this is hte best thing i have ever found on the internet

hopefully this link will work

bc you can never have too much help worldbuilding

Bringing this back, because it is the answer to all questions.

TAGS:  #reference 

appletears:

i wanna hug someone and roll around w them in my bed and bury my face in their chest and smell them and jus feel their arms around me

jathis:

cartel:

walking into the wrong class

image

THAT OWL LOOKS SO FUCKING

BEFUDDLED

cookiedoujin:

boys are the stupidest creatures